A visitor! A Visitor! Boy oh boy! I can’t believe you found my site!

No Seriously…how did you get here?! Well since your here I’ll assume you’re a bot (in which case I know your more artificial than intelligence and your creators didn’t love you and neither do I, so piss outta here…now) or you’re a stalker (in which case fuck off I’m not buying your shit, kissing you, or giving you my number). Alternatively…HI MOM!

I hope you have a great day without me…I’ll be here…on this stupid website…while it’s very much under construction.



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